Secret Mission

*This story is one that has just became unclassified, so after reading this you can not tell anyone. National Security could be at stake.*

So there we were just sitting around the motor pool just like any other night, but this night was not just like any other night. It would turn out to be a night that no one will ever forget. So like I said there we were just sitting around doing nothing when up comes our fearless leader, Sgt N (Can't tell you his name for security sakes). He comes over to us with a look of urgency in his eyes, a look that I have never seen before. All he said was get your shit, get ready to go, and meet me in the briefing room. So off we went, grabbed our gear and headed straight for the briefing room. Was there we sat down and got the details for our mission. There we were all ready to go Bizkit, Kasey, Deelie, Ruby, Sgt N, Johnson, Josh and myself. Unfortunately though Nick couldn't go with us because he is to little for a black op. But don't worry after a few hours of tears he got over the fact that he was just to damn little. But enough about the short one back to the real story. After the brief we geared up and headed out on foot for the objective. The objective was only a couple clicks away but, those few clicks that we had to travel were the most treacherous few clicks you could ever imagine. I believe that even John Wayne and Dirty Harry themselves would have been scared shit less. They we were just a click way from the objective, when Bizkit called for us all to get down. As we all ducked further into the shadows, we could just barely see it. There was a person walking toward a building that was right next to the objective. After laying in the shadows trying to wait the person out, we finally decided that we had to get a closer look to make sure the coast was clear. So Josh and Bizkit step up and head over toward the building. They sneak up as close as they can, and get close enough to see in through a window on the side of the building. AS Biskit sneaks up to the window ever so quietly, he peers in and sees the weirdest thing ever. The man was sitting in the building watching old episodes of Threes Company. I mean come on everyone know that was one of the greatest shows ever. I personally loved it, I could watch it forever. And I really miss John Ritter he was an amazing actor. But back to the story sorry about the tangent. So then Bizkit and Josh head back over to us and we continue toward the objective. We finally reached in about an hour after leaving, but once getting there we realize that our Intel was bad. The objective was just to big to be carried out on foot, so we had to make a decision and make one fast. Sgt N decided that we will have to carry it a couple hundred feet to some shadows. Were we would then commandeer a truck and drive it the rest of the way back. Right we that was said off me and Kasey sprang to try and find a truck to load the objective on. We found one and jumped right in started it up and headed back to meet up with the rest of the team. Then after much heavy lifting we get the objective on the back of the truck, and head home. As me and Kasey drive the truck with no lights the last couple clicks with the rest of the team following on foot. We finally make it back to the motor pool unload the objective, and with a huge sigh of relief know that we were successful. Not only had we completed the mission but we had done it without firing a single shot and we brought back everyone. It was defiantly a mission that you will see on the big screen.
So I am sorry I can't lye to yall, all we really did was sneak to the other side of the motor pool and steal a very heavy table from another platoon. Not knowing how heavy the table was, we had to also steal a truck from them to take the table to our section. And the part about Threes Company was not true at all. But I do really love that show, it is a classic.