My Wonderful Night

So I wish I had some elaborate story to tell you about how amazing today was, but I don't. But I do have a rather funny story to tell you. It is a story that I don't want to tell because it is one that I am not to proud of. Because it is rather embarrassing, and I am not proud of it at all. But hopefully you will at least get a kick out of it.
Last night as me and Bizkit were making our way back from the chow hall after a long day of work, it happened. Let me set this up better, that was no where near a good enough intro. Ok so Me and Bizkit were walking back to our rooms going pretty quick, I might add (Bizkit had to take a poop.) There we were heading back a brisk walk through the dark path toward our rooms. To set a nice mental picture for you there is a fence on one side and a row of hesco barriers on the other. Ok so we are walking through pretty quickly, but since I know Bizkit has to take a poop, I keep trying to do anything I can to make this walk take as long as possible. I stop to tie my shoe like 5 times, and just generally am being a complete ass. Then I get my camera out and stop and take pictures, you know trying to make him poop himself, just what friends do. Ok but let me just let you know camera flashes, and dark paths don't go well together. Not to mention that Bizkit keeps flashing me in the eyes with his super powerful flashlight. Oh yeah I forgot to tell you that on this dark path with a fence on one side and hesco barriers on the other, but I forgot to tell you about the one and only concrete barrier sitting about 3 1/2 feet high. Now I am starting to feel bad cause I know Bizkit is really about to crap himself so I am actually walking fast now. Though I am not really paying much attention cause I am laughing about Bizkit's funny I have to poop walk and a little bit because I am blinded by the flashlight and the camera flash. Then it happens all i hear is Bizkit say "watch out for that barrier," but before I can say "what" it happened. I ran right into it, but not just into it I went right over it. But this is not before I rammed my knee into it. i flipped over it with so much force that my rifle swung off my back, and straight over my head. I was feeling some of the worst pains of my life at this point, well maybe they were not that bad but it did really hurt. Remember that scene in Family Guy were Peter falls and just lays on the ground says "ahh" for about 2 minutes. Well that is pretty much what I did, except I think I was on the ground for about 5 minutes. While the whole time Bizkit was really about to crap himself from laughter. Frankly I wish he would have, cause at least then i would not have been the only person there that made a fool of them self. After I finally got up of the ground and regained my strength we began to head back to the rooms. At this point in time is when I really realized how hard I hit that damn barrier. But thank god the pain was covered up by my laughter cause by this point in time I had begun laughing about the whole thing also. I mean come on how do I some how run into the one and only barrier on the path. But not just run into it flip over it. I just wish that we would have had a camera running cause that defiantly would have gotten us about a million hits on You Tube. It also would have made it a lot easier to tell people the story, cause god knows Bizkit had to tell everyone of my misfortune. So this one goes out to you Bizkit, Thank you so much Biskit you are the greatest. I wish you would have dropped a mean one in your pants.