Jay Rod's Bathroom Incident

Today I am going to tell you a story of something that didn't happen to me but happened to my roommate Jay Rod. It has to be one of the funniest stories I have heard since getting here to Iraq, so I had to share it. And if you don't find it funny then just keep that to yourself because I found it hilarious.
Lets get this story started, First Jay Rod came in this morning and woke me up screaming that he just went into the female head. But at this point I was still dead asleep so I pretty much was just like shut up I am going to sleep. Then when I actually woke up he asked me if I remembered him telling me this, I didn't so he then kicked right into the story. Which is exactly what I am going to do now. So Jay wakes up and realizes that he has to piss like a race horse. But the bad thing is our room is a nice little walk from the head (marine talk for bathroom), so in his half asleep slumber he begins to walk toward the head. He finally gets and already about to piss himself throws open the door, to realize that the urinals are covered. I should add that everything he says is out loud. So out loud he says "what all the urinals are broke!" Then he just turns around and heads for the real toilet, lifts the lid and lets it rip. But at the same moment in time he is hearing someone two stalls down was destroying the the toilet. So he lets them know, "Damn you are doing work over there, and man does it smell." He explains it as it sounded like that scene in Harold and Kumar of the two chicks in the bathroom. But he said the sound was no where near the worst part, he said he smelled worse than any thing you could ever imagine. A smell that you could never believe, and yet again in proclaims this, "Damn you need to give a flush there and get that shit out of here." So then Jay finishes his piss flushes the toilet, not putting the seat back own, turns and heads for the mirror. As he stats to pick the eye buggers out of his still sleepy eyes he hears the the toilet flush and with a big sigh of relief says, "Thank you, I thought you would never get that nasty shit out of here." But just as this is coming out of his mouth he looks up to see a nasty faced Air Force chick. As his mouth drops to the floor he can't figure out what to do or say. The he finally says," Is this the Female head," while in his own mind he is just thinking this bitch came in the wrong head. Then he turns and heads back out the door but right as he walks out the door he turns just to check the sign on the door, and what does it say. FEMALE HEAD. And with the goofiest of smiles he sticks his head back in the head faces the nasty smell one more time, looks up at the nasty air force chick and just says "sorry," as he turns and runs as fast as he can back to our room.
While he was telling me this story we were laughing so hard that both of our neighbors came into our wondering what the hell was going on, So then we had to tell them the whole story again so they could get in on the laughter as well.